SmartCrab LLC Has Been Established!

[1] On June 15, 2026, SmartCrab LLC was established. This is a momentous occasion!

[2] There is an old English proverb: "A smart crab walks straight too." Although this is fictional, the moment I thought of it, I decided to establish SmartCrab LLC.

[3] Speaking of crabs, there is a phenomenon known as carcinization. To put it somewhat misleadingly, this is a well-documented phenomenon where "many creatures eventually become crabs."

[4] SmartCrab LLC will work to accelerate this carcinization and turn everything into crabs!